The good, the bad, and the polenta…

I started a new sweater. I think it’s gonna be an epic win. It’s the soon to be formerly named Norah sweater by Indigirl (Amy Swenson) and it’s really just made of beautiful. I love the lines. I love the fact that I had the perfect pile of Malabrigo sitting in my house waiting to be this sweater. I love that I got to start it and work on it during some really beautiful days spent in the park (hence the frisbee/picnic table portrait).

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Obviously I’ve been in a foul mood lately. That’s why the absence from blogging. If you don’t have anything nice to say, well come sit by me. Seriously though. Sometimes I have to mentally slap myself and remind myself that I have nothing to be grumpy about. At all. Geesh.

Oh and the polenta? Dude. I went to Native Sun today to get some nutritional yeast. We’ve been out of it for way too long. I love a bowl of polenta with some butter spray and nutritional yeast sprinkles. Trust me, it’s really good. But today when I went to put the dry polenta away in the cupboard over the stove…

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In other epic win news, the dyeing has been going spectacularly well. I mean even better than I had hoped for. The store will be opening any day now. Watch this space.

Casting Call

The dude got his cast today. I’d show you a picture, but he’s already in bed. It’s light blue (the better to be signed) and it is cast below the elbow. This is very good news. It gives him way more mobility of course, and it will allow him to play his trumpet. Plus they said it wasn’t a bad break at all and that he only needs the cast for a month. So some good news out of the bad.

I re-skeined some yarn tonight. The man is a genius and he helped me rig up the swift sideways. Made for much easier re-skeining if I do say so myself.  I can’t tell you the names of the yarns though, because that will ruin the surprise! I’m very excited about this. These two skeins are my most recent experiments. Using my preferred dyeing process and my preferred base yarn. Squee!

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Double, double, toil and trouble…

…fire burn and cauldron bubble.

When I’m dyeing I alternately feel like a mad scientist or a witch leaning over her cauldron. But it’s always fun. Today I finally got up the guts to throw my last 2 skeins of “the base” into the dyepots. To test my method and see how it works. It worked pretty well.

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I know it doesn’t look like much. But once these cool off I will rinse and give them a nice shampoo and they will be ready to dry and re-skein. They turned out really pretty. I had one issue where color didn’t saturate a certain point. But I fixed it up right quick, and I’m very pleased that the fix worked. I love learning new things. And the dyeing stuff is just fascinating. I love being able to predict results and knowing how to fix things if anything doesn’t go exactly as planned.

I had planned to move my dyeing operation (yes, you can laugh) out to the garage. The man has cleared the bar for me and there are plugs and running water and a sink.

But it’s too danged cold out there!

Mock me if you must. Yes, I know I live in Florida. Yes, I know half the country has been blanketed in snow and ice. But right now it’s under 30 degrees here. That ain’t right. I think we have had more freezes this year than in all the other winters that I’ve lived here combined. And I don’t have a proper winter coat. It’s not good.

So I’m hoping for warmer weather and keeping warm by the steam of the dyepot!

Success by any other name…

Well it would smell just as sweet! Today has been a pretty successful day. I got up on time. Even though the psycho beagle did his 2am routine that woke me from blissful dreams for the 2nd night in a row. But I got up on time. I took the boys to school. I did jobs. I convinced the man to pick up the psycho beagle’s meds so that I didn’t have to drive across town. I cleaned the dishwasher and I’m caught up on laundry. Well at least until the boys go to bed.

And the sock? The sock is love. I’m just as pleased as punch with it. (What the heck does that mean anyway?) But anyhow. I really love it. And I quite pettily felt happy when I saw another sock that was in the same vein that I don’t think is nearly as pretty as mine. Of course it helps that I have the best materials.

But I feel good about these things. So I reskeined some of my dyeing experiments from a few weeks ago. This one is a lovely hot-pink semi-solid. It was the culmination of all of my experiments and the method that I’m happiest with. See?

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Very pretty, no? And I will be making some business investments here in the next few weeks and then I will launch my evil master plan. Or just try to sell some yarn.

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I need to do less things that are secret. Right now I am doing some contract work so I can’t show any pictures of that. And I’m working on designs that will be submitted to magazines (print & online) so I can’t show those either. Hey, I can show you a dyeing picture. Results that I’m really happy with:

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The good news is that I consider this yarn pretty close to perfect. I wanted a rich semi-solid scarlet color and I got it. The bad news is that I doubt I could ever recreate these results. The dyepot foamed. And the dyes split and looked at me with bonafide crazy eyes. I had to put a plate into the dyepot to keep the yarn from rising above the foam. It was insane. And this was base yarn and dyes I’ve used before. And I can find no logical explanation for the foaming dyepot. But hey, it’s pretty, yes?

In other news, everybody wants to be naked and famous. (That’s a really great song by the Presidents of the United States of America, so get your mind out of the gutter.) But someone I know and love is on the road to fame and fortune and taking over the fibery world. She is easiest the most creative person I know. And her stuff is in Knitscene this month!!!

In other news, I am crazy. I have overextended myself in ways that should not be humanly possible. Like I don’t need a clone, I need about five clones to get it all done on time. I’m thinking sleep is overrated, yes?

To Dye For

I’ve been turning my fingers blue and purple and green these past few days. Oh and yeah, some of the dye actually made it on the yarn. I’m doing a study at home dyeing education class. Well sort of – I mean I’m really teaching myself. Basically I know the recipe – fiber, dye, mordant/acid, and heat. I can make some things happen. But I’d like to do this small business wise so I need to know with at least a small level of certainty that A + B+ C + D = pretty yarn. At least most of the time. I’m considering moving the dyepots out to the garage, but for right now, my kitchen counter looks like this:

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I thought about doing it with big pots on the stove, but I kind of love the safety of the crockpot. It takes no time to set things up, and I walk away for awhile and let things go. A few hours later I have something beautiful, or at the very least, something interesting. Plus I feel safer with crockpots with my kids in the kitchen than large vats of nearly boiling water and dye. This is what my back deck looks like:

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From left to right: DK 100% superwash merino in a bright blue, sportweight 75% wool & 25% nylon in greens, bulky 100% wool in scarlet (aka the foaming yarn), sportweight 75% wool & 25% nylon in lighter blues, fingering 100% merino in pinks, and fingering 75% wool & 25% nylon in darkest purples.

All of them are good except for the last two. The pink and the purple refuse to rinse clear. I know I put too much dye in the purple pot. But since then they’ve cooked for quite some time in a solution that was 50% vinegar and it still won’t set. Someone suggested putting some roving in a pot with them to soak up the excess dye, but I don’t have any, and I don’t want to waste any of my practice yarn on stuff that I’m tired of screwing with. So the pink and the purple are trash. But they were done earlier in the week and I’ve gotten more precise with my dyestuffs, so I’m chalking it up to experience.

I have 400 more grams of undyed yarn and I’m probably going to work through two of them today to re-test the method that I liked the best – which is the one that produced the lighter blues. And then I have two skeins of the base that I think I will use for my first for sale yarns and we will test the results of all of my mad scientist experiments.

I think I might need a labcoat. Or a Dr. Horrible get-up.

Of tragic cherries and mean bread…

I want to be seen green
Wouldn’t be caught dead, red
cause if you are seen green
It means you got mean bread

Whenever I do something crafty that is green, I run around the house singing that song. Yesterday it was dyeing. I’m teaching myself dyeing and figuring it out as I go along. What works, what makes effects that I like, the whole rigmarole. So the last two days I’ve been experimenting. Today’s experiments in blue and purple are still on the back porch. But here is yesterday’s green experiment results before re-skeining.

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Crazy side note of the day: I get my most “true-to-life” colors when I take my pictures, sans flash, in the kitchen under the huge fluorescent light. How is that? I don’t get it. Anyhow, I dyed three 50g skeins there – but only 166 yards each. Two of them came out mostly the same (the front two), but the back one is lighter and is missing any hint of the blue-green you see on the other two. Not sure why that is. Today I tried semi-solid dyeing with one color by submerging dry yarn and wet yarn. Interestingly enough, the effects don’t look that different. I will check them out tomorrow when they are dry. I still have a small stash of natural colored yarn though, so the mad scientist experiments will continue.

Crazy question of the day: What makes a cherry tragic? I asked this on Ravelry once and this was the answer I got: “The mere fact of its existence, which is rife with disappointment and despair.” Ok, if I was drunk I could probably spend a good hour or so pondering that before I fell asleep. But sadly, I am not, so I will share with you a cherry that is not so tragic…

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Yes, I know it says it is tragic, but it is not. It is beautiful. Now I’m not sure exactly what the Dizzy Blonde will have in her shop tomorrow when she updates, but her stuff flies off the proverbial shelves and you will be very sad if you miss it. So tomorrow at 11am PST, you should go check it out. Buy stuff. Beautiful yarns coupled with a snarky sense of humor. What more could you ask for?

A Day In The Life…

6:15 AM – Oh my gourds, is that the fragging alarm? Already? Please, no. But of course it is. And if I stay in bed, things will go very badly. So I’m up, checking my e-mail, trying to make my brain work, all of that.

6:30 AM – Wake up the big dude. The little dude is sick, so I tell him he can stay in bed. Make breakfast and lunch for big dude and the man. Iron a shirt for the man. Catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and resolve to start doing better with the hair (which is now officially a mane) and the face.

7:20 AM – Take big dude to school. Drop him off in car line. And then sit in the traffic that is heading to the highway. I hate traffic. But at least I don’t have to get on the fragging highway.

7:45 AM – Back home again, sending the man off and getting in some quality snuggling time with the sick little dude. (Probably not my best plan, but oh well).

The rest of the morning is spent transcribing written homework to typed, so I can e-mail it in and hope the professor gives me the points. Also try to negotiate a make up test for the one I’m missing today. How come kids always get sick on test days?

So I type, and I plurk, and I bemoan the fact that I don’t have a solid business plan.

11:45 AM  – Fix chicken noodle soup for me and the little dude, and watch some cartoons with him. Play some rush hour with him, and reskein and photograph some yarn.

Oh holy hand grenades! How on earth is it time to pick up the boy?

2:30 PM – Head to school to pick up boy. Little dude is feeling better. Pick up little dude’s homework and big dude. Head to Publix for 2 things and 2 things only: granola bars and sour cream.

Somehow the time between 3 and 5 PM gets lost. As it always does. I do a bit of chatting with Kimber, I supervise the daily homework wars, I try to take more yarn pictures, I chase the cat out of the yard again. (The cat is not ours, and I am allergic to cats, and the cat seems to think it should come inside and live with us. But then I would die, so that is not a good plan.)

5:30 PM – Put together dinner while I tidy up the house. Cuban black bean patties with pineapple rice – one of our favorites from when we were vegheads. The patties are formed and cooking, and the pineapple is getting all carmelized and delicious in a bit of butter. I love the way the pineapple smells while it’s cooking.

6:15 PM – Realize that I did not actually turn on the rice cooker. Seriously? Why does this stuff happen to me?

6:55 PM – Finally sit down to dinner. Nearly an hour late. Fortunately the man had to work late so we sort of ate together. Of course we were all starving by then and inhaled it, but oh well.

7:30 PM – Watch a bit of Indiana Jones with the monsters while flipping through the new Cooking Light magazine.

8:15 PM – Blog my life.

8:30 PM – Clean up kitchen, tidy up office, make up a master plan for my life and the world. ‘Cause it’s just that easy.

Oh, and maybe later I will do some googling of yarnography skills before I head to bed around 10:30 or 11. Because I can’t get good pictures of my hand-dyed yarn to save my life. This took me like 10 tries!

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A lost soul in a fish bowl…

It’s November. Holy hashbrowns, it’s November 6th already. We have a new president, and those Christmas store displays that I’ve been ignoring since September are starting to look like the portent of doom. Belts are tighter here at Chez PicnicKnits, but I think the culprit (private school) is well worth it. I don’t really do November decorations, but there seems to be a lot of leftover mini pumpkins floating around.

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I think there are like 20 in that bowl. Oh well. I’ve been playing with dyeing and my brain is bursting with color and ideas on how to automate the whole re-skeining process. Lots of work going on. And since we are working, we have tools…

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And from the other day, I came up with some nice yarn. First up, the over-dyed Louet kit. I’m calling it Black Cherry.

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And then we have the pinky-orange, the pseudo-Jaguars, and Velma Dinkley. All waiting for re-skeining.

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But they will have to wait. Because tonight I need to get in a few inches of sock to make sure I loves it, and then it’s pattern writing time.

It was a good day to dye…

See? That’s the awesome thing about dyeing and blogging. The word dye is just begging to be used in quotes and pithy sayings. In fact my head is full of them.

For my very first experiment with acid dyes, I think it went pretty well. I added too much dye to the pot, but that might have been because my crockpot was smaller than it should have been. Anyhow, for whatever reason the yarn turned out exactly like I pictured. The plan was this: one skein of natural malabrigo combined with chartreuse, gun metal, and royal blue acid dyes produces something that looks like Blackwatch for a hat for the man. Are you with me so far?

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I added the soaked yarn, I added the green, I added the blue. And then I freaked out when I saw this:

um, too much dye ya think?

So I never added the gunmetal. I was afraid that the yarn would turn so dark that it would not be visible with human eyes. Only dogs would be able to see it. So what did I do? Well, I put the crockpot on high, slapped on the lid, and walked away. Truth be told, I drove away. I went to the store and got some more dyeing supplies.

The absolutely fabulous end to this story is that I came home and pulled this out of the crockpot:

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Which turned into this:

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Which when dried and wound up, turned into these various incarnations:

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So color me impressed. I actually made what I set out to make. Alert the media.